Trumptoons

Celebrating The Donald and Friends

Some crooks never learn:

He might not like his new moniker, but we know who likes him:

It's not like he didn't warn us:

Self-branding, what it's all about:

Oh, and don't forget projection:

Mitch is no turdle in the sack:

But with a trusty sidekick, who's gonna notice?

Long hours:

Oxycontin Man:

If only he couldn't talk yet:

Just as he's "the least racist person in the world," he's also the sexiest:

One of these days, the premier:

He didn't exactly work his way up the ranks:

Finally, his soulmate:

Thank God, he never touches the stuff:

The guy who made it all possible:

The breakfast of...

Man with a vision (and not much of a command of the language):

Wow, the First Lady's a 10:

"I like my babes fit."

"Who else would have hired me?"

Bozo the President:

"You said I'd get the penthouse, remember?"

"Kellyanne and Steve, best of the best."

Mister T:

Only the classiest First Lady ever:

What a forgiving wife!

Remember Streep at the 2017 Golden Globes?

Bumper sticker truth:

Promises, promises...